A wealthy man was having a party. He led his guests to his backyard, where he had a massive swimming pool. However, the pool was filled with sharks, piranhas, and various other deadly creatures.

The man announced to his guests, "I have a challenge for all of you. If anyone is brave enough to jump into this pool and swim across to the other side, I will grant them one of three things:

1. One hundred million dollars.

2. My massive estate.

3. The hand of my beautiful daughter in marriage."

Before he could even finish his sentence, there was a loud splash. A man was in the water, swimming for his life. He was kicking, punching, and dodging sharks and piranhas. He was moving faster than anyone had ever seen a human swim.

After a few intense moments, he scrambled out on the other side, exhausted and gasping for air.

The wealthy man was stunned. He ran over to the swimmer and said, "That was the most incredible thing I have ever seen! You are truly the bravest person alive. Now, tell me, what do you want? Do you want the one hundred million dollars?"

The man, still panting, shook his head and said, "No."

"Do you want my massive estate?" the wealthy man asked.

Again, the man shook his head and replied, "No."

"Then you must want my daughter's hand in marriage!" the wealthy man exclaimed.

The man looked at him and gasped, "No!"

Confused, the wealthy man asked, "Well, if you don't want the money, the estate, or my daughter, then what do you want?"

The man finally caught his breath and yelled, "I just want to find out who the hell pushed me in!"